life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
(Source: ourbedroomafterthewar)
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))
“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;”
Oh…
“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…
“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.
“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.
“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY
” There. Can you… Still move it? ”
i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”
wow rude
“In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.”
whoa hot stuff
“I stumbled to my table.”
…
Am I drunk?
“No,” I said, flushing. “I’ll go ahead.”
Oooooookay
(Source: your-savior-amon)
Wow I hate you fandom as if I needed another embarrassing ship to add to the list
Had to take a break tonight to get this out of my system
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
(Source: hans--moleman)
nanna egbert
- raised by an evil batterwitch
- predicted the fate of earth years before it happened
jane crocker
- evades assassination attempts on a daily basis
- is heiress to a famous company
mom lalonde
- brilliant millionaire scientist
- built an entire lab beneath her…
i dream about it sometimes
im the hero i always imagined
standing triumphantly on top of the worldbut everyone around me is dead
what kind of hero is that
real heroes dont let people die
Done! God man, I have a feeling I’m going to be come known in the fandom ‘as that girl who draws nothing but Dave being cool.’
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